2026 Resolutions Tracks the Moose Would Actually Follow Through With

Every January, we all make big, ambitious resolutions… and by February, well, let’s just say they’re aspirational. But Tracks the Moose? He’s keeping things real in 2026. No extreme overhauls. No 5 a.m. alarms. Just feel-good habits that are actually fun—and totally on brand.

Here are the 2026 resolutions Tracks is confidently checking off this year!

• Try a New Ice Cream Flavor Every Month (for Research Purposes): Tracks is committed to expanding his palate… one scoop at a time. Is it self-improvement or just an excuse to eat more ice cream? Hard to say. Either way, he’s documenting his findings and taking the job very seriously.
• Host Weekly Ice Cream Socials: When the plans finally make it out of the group chat… It’s a miracle. Tracks is turning casual plans into actual plans by hosting weekly ice cream socials. No pressure, no dress code—just friends, spoons, and someone inevitably eating straight from the carton.
• Drink More Water: Tracks knows hydration is important… eventually. The plan is simple: enjoy the ice cream first, then remember to drink water later and call it balance.
• Follow Through with a TV Show: No more abandoning a series halfway through because a new one dropped or, let’s be honest, because he ended up doomscrolling through TikTok instead. In 2026, Tracks is committing to seeing things through—or at least making it past episode three.
• Put the Phone Down and Doomscroll Less: Speaking of doomscrolling… Tracks is ambitiously setting healthy boundaries with his phone. The goal? Fewer late-night scroll sessions, more “one last video” discipline. Will he still accidentally learn a new life hack at 11:47 p.m.? Probably. Growth is a (slow, but steady) journey.
• Stop Saving Posts He’ll Never Look at Again: Tracks is done lying to himself. In 2026, there will be no more digital hoarding—you know you do it, too! He’s either doing the thing, buying the thing, or letting it go. And yes, this includes recipes he won’t ever make.
• Stay Active (In a Very Loose, Interpretive Way): Nature walks in January are tough if you live in the Midwest. Tracks is redefining “active” in 2026: Parking farther away from the store entrance, stretching during commercials, and counting ice cream runs as cardio. If it gets his heart rate up even a little, it counts. Steps are steps, right?
• Prioritize Rest & Relaxation: Tracks believes rest is productive (go off, king!) and knows that showing up as your best self starts with a solid night’s sleep, 8-10 hours to be exact. In 2026, he’s fully embracing slower mornings, earlier bedtimes, and guilt-free downtime.
• Keep a Daily Journal: Tracks plans to journal every day… In the notes app on his phone. Some entries will be thoughtful. Some will just say “ice cream.” All of them are valid.
• Romanticize the Little Things: Soft lighting, cozy playlists, a perfectly scooped bowl of ice cream—Tracks is leaning into main-character energy and appreciating the small moments that make everyday life sweeter.

In 2026, Tracks isn’t chasing perfection—he’s chasing balance, joy, and a freezer that’s always stocked. Safe to say that’s a resolution we can all get behind. For more fun ideas, visit our blog!