Hopping on the Trend: Girl Math Explained in the Eyes of Tracks

March 14, 2024

We asked Tracks to explain the “girl math” social media trend and boy, did we have fun. This phenomenon is as mysterious as it is delicious. Like, how did the hashtag #girlmath get over 232 million views across platforms like TikTok and Instagram? We’ll never know.

What we do know is how Tracks interprets this enigmatic equation using the universal languages of time, money, convenience combined with, you guessed it – ice cream. Grab a spoon and get ready to dig in!

  • Time: Time is the great equalizer. Girl math dictates that the amount of time spent waiting in line for ice cream (or really, any food) is directly proportional to the deliciousness at the end. If you find yourself standing in a winding queue at your local ice cream or sandwich shop, rest assured that the payoff will be well worth the wait.
  • Money: In the world of girl math, the value of money is inversely proportional to the irresistible allure of a spontaneous ice cream run. Sure, you might have a budget to stick to, but when faced with the opportunity to treat yourself to a cone of your favorite Moose Tracks flavor, suddenly that budget seems more like a loose guideline than a hard rule. What’s a few extra dollars when it comes to happiness in a cone?
  • Convenience: Convenience is king when it comes to girl math. Whether it’s opting for a carton of ice cream from the grocery store instead of making a trip to the scoop shop, or choosing the drive-thru over a sit-down restaurant, girl math dictates that the path of least resistance is often the most delicious.
  • Ice Cream: The glue that holds the equation together must also be explained. When you’re standing in front of the freezer aisle, faced with an array of tempting flavors, girl math dictates that the number of scoops you indulge in is directly proportional to the level of stress you’ve experienced that day. If you’ve had a particularly rough day, you might find yourself reaching for more than one carton!

So, there you have it! Girl math turned “Moose math,” as explained by yours truly, Tracks the Moose. Remember, when it comes to Moose Tracks Ice Cream, there’s no wrong way to enjoy it—just grab a spoon, dive in, and let the magic of girl math take you on a flavor-filled adventure. Visit our blog to get more of Tracks’ insights!